Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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