Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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