But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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