i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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