So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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