we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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