I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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