walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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