Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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