The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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