So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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