She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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