ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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