so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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