so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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