The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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