in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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