What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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