You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize