On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Less talking, more tequila
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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