big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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