Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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