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(303): View more from Colorado

And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?

(1-303): View more from Colorado

That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.

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(458): View more from Oregon

I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina

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