in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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