She's the barista slut.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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