Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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