Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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