Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My ass is underappreciated
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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