she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
