i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Randomize
