i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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