i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he puts the penis in happiness.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We have started to decorate penises.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
