either way he was missing a nipple.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My breasts were aching with rage.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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