But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
