Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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