I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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