belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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