is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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