So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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