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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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