you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Shame - the story of my life.
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