no. you can't hotbox the world.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
