I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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