I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
