When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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