Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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