32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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