so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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