I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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