real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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