Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He passed out mid-signature
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
