Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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