I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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